Category: Joke Board
The Top 16 Things That Can Get
a Guy Banned From the Men's Union
16> You catch yourself thinking, "You know, what this bed needs
is a few more pillows."
15> "What do you think: a Zima or a white zinfandel?"
14> You rhapsodize about taking that chick with the great rack
home from the bar for a long night of sweet cuddling and
General Foods International Coffee.
13> You not only know the difference between a puff pastry and a
cream puff, but your choux paste swan took first place at the
county fair.
12> "Ewww, gross! Two women kissing!"
11> "You know, take away the steroids and over-the-top sideshow
atmosphere from pro wrestling and it's just like ballet!"
10> Your new Martha Burke signature putter.
9> Not only can you identify Sarah Hughes and Tara Lipinski, you
can articulate the logic behind the "artistic impression"
scores in figure skating.
8> You turn down playoff tickets so you can watch Cher's farewell
concert on TV.
7> You complain that the "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"
movie was not true to the book.
6> Sure, it's the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl and you've had
a lot to drink, but you can't resist commenting on how those
uniforms would look a lot neater if only they'd been finished
with an overedge chain rather than a two-thread lock stitch.
5> Your "Bridges of Madison County" lunch box.
4> You not only sing show tunes at karaoke, you employ full
choreography.
3> You ask your barber to give you a "Richard Simmons."
2> When the guys put you in charge of "entertainment" for the
bachelor party in Vegas, you buy tickets to see Celine
Dion.
and the Number 1 Thing That Can
Get a Guy Banned From the Men's Union...
1> "No oral sex for me tonight, honey -- I don't feel very fresh
down there."
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I like #6 and #5.
Bob
Number one is my fave.
Hahahaha. Thanks, these are good.